Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?


Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?


How do you flush the toilet in public?

With my shoe.

Name one thing you worry about running out of.


Do you have a crush on someone?


Do you crack your knuckles?


What is your favorite pizza topping?


What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?

Leonardo DiCaprio.

What song do you hate the most?

Lady Gaga — “Love Game”

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?


What are your super powers?

Levitation, invisibility.

Peppermint or spearmint?


Where are your car keys?

I haven’t got any.

Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?

Mitch Hedberg.

What’s your most annoying habit?

You’d have to ask someone else.

Where did you last go on vacation?

Reykjavík ✈ London ✈ Stockholm ✈ Amsterdam ✈ London ✈ Stockholm

What is your best physical feature?


What CD is closest to you right now?

Vashti Bunyan — “Some Things Just Stick In Your Mind”

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?

Old white cheddar, eggs, bacon, but also some soy milk.

What superstition do you believe/practice?

A cricket in the house brings good luck.

Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?

Of course not.

What colour are your bed sheets?


Would you rather be a fish or a bird?


What are your favorite sayings?


If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go?


What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?

Recently, Wings — “Band on the Run”

What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?

The Fugitive.

What CD is in your stereo?

I haven’t even got one.

What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?

Probably no CD.

How many kids do you plan on having?

One or two, when I’m ready.

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

Padma Lakshmi — look her up.

What do you do when no one is watching?

Check my e-mail.

If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you?

Klaus Kinski.

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?

I wake up in the morning / And I raise my weary head...

Coffee or Tea?


Favourite musician(s)/bands you’ve seen in concert?


Do you talk to yourself?


Have you ever been in love?



Colin Bergh, art director and designer for people like Bad Day, Jeremy Laing, Owen Pallett, Clint Roenisch, Toronto Life, Medium Density Fibreboard Films,
Nuthouse, and OCAD University, among others. Portfolio coming soon. Email or Telephone 416 433 6512. Questionnaire